Satire, it's the new black.

Monday, January 13, 2003

Go Raiders... there is nothing finer than to be in Oakland in the morning... out the door at 6:15AM to get in line for a spot in the parking lot. If you have never seen the Raider Nation in living color, too bad... I took my dad to the game and he was just looking around at all the freaks and goons and referred to his new Raider Jacket as "life insurance"... We're sitting at the game and one of the most irritating things on earth - a commercial on the diamondvision - asks "is your hat official NFL merchandise?"... so Dad asks:
"think this brand new hat is official?"
and I ask him "how much did ya pay for it?",
"$28",
"it's official"
... there is no shame when it comes to wrenching money from folks...

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