Faking it
I'm home from work today because my daughter is faking the flu. She doesn't know how I know, but she knows I'm on to her. I was going to make her stay in bed all day, have nothing but water, 7Up and medicine but I couldn't take the whining. So, she's watching Noggin, eating and drinking and generally not doing what she's supposed to today... Not like me, I'm sitting here watching Food Network, writing to my Blog and... OK, so maybe we're both playing hookey today... But it's not my fault.