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Wednesday, July 30, 2003

Musings from NY
I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps... It sucks being a non-native, non-connected guy in this town. I found out that the city is completely different for an attractive 20 something girl (that gave me some great leads on clubs to hit) than a mediocre 30 something guy - so, unless you are a hot babe, never take a lead from a hot babe... I'm watching people dancing at The Whiskey and there was this seductive interaction of the music pushing people around the dance floor while the light clings to them... The Whiskey in LA kicks ass all over the Whiskey in NY... The hookers in this town are not subtle... Although it might go to bed a little later than most, the city does sleep... wussies. There are unique and truly cool places in NY - go to the Cambell Apartment and have a smoke and a cocktail... Times Square is shiny but is for tourists and ultimately sucks...The seafood is better than the steaks... The Italian is pretty damn good... The Hilton is a skanky hole - don't stay here. There is a Sofitel a few blocks away and we all know that the Sofitel does not suck... Ever... Drunks are drunks everywhere... I'm 35 and I have totally uncool hair... using the word "totally" makes me uncool... Manhattan is a big place... The Ramones are nowhere to be found and neither is Lou Reed - can this really be NY?... Never come to NY without a coat and tie... Come to NY, bring Money... Stay up late, party hard, wake up and get to work...

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