What was that about a pig?

I thought I had a dream last night - my wife was telling me there was a pig running down our street. When I woke up, she asked me if I saw the pig being chased by the neighbors dog. Well, it's not everyday you get to see a wild pig being chased down your street and I can't believe I missed it.

I've learned my lesson: always be ready, you never know when a pig will come running down your street.