Satire, it's the new black.

Tuesday, March 04, 2003

I'm going to coin a phrase right here and now. After test driving a bunch of cars over the last couple of weeks, I can say that cars around $40K are now required to have "Kung Foo Cup Holders". Imagine this - you slide into the car and stumble on an interestingly shaped little button equipped device. Being slightly more primate than evolved human, there is nothing you can do except push it. Then WHAM! this thing is flying in three directions all at once. You stare in amazement as the insanely bored sales person deftly hands you a clean white towel to sop up all the blood and gets out a zip lock baggie for the three fingers you just lost.

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