Cruz-in
So I'm going to have lunch with Cruz BustedMonkey tomorrow. Let me say that my first reaction was to support him for the Governorship but once I found out how many people have their hands up his ass, it became clear that he couldn't work in my best interest any more than that sell out GD could.

I have no idea what I'm going to say to the guy, but have you seen him? Lunch has to be good, it looks like that guy can eat... According to him, I'm rich. Nothing new there, according to all politicians I'm rich... this makes me the fatted calf... just tell everyone you are going tax the living shit out of me and you might get elected... man, lunch is going to be fun...