I'm so pissed off, I'm going to drive my tractor to Washington DC... Oh, yeah... in case you haven't heard, we started the party in Iraq tonight.

I now have irrefutable proof that the law enforcement professionals around the world use the mustache to identify each other... I'm watching Auto Motor and Sport (a european automobile show) and they are showing the German equivalent to the Highway Patrol -- Yup, the same Village People standard issue mustache, and yes, you should stop speeding...