Later, the same day at the very same gym…
We come upon two young Latino males dancing around the scale in the locker room. Let’s pick-up the action as your intrepid author comes into view…

Guy One(standing on the scale): “Check it out Dude, I’m One Twenty Nine”
Guy Two: “Dude, let me see”
Guy One: “see Dude, 129”
Guy Two: “Dude, That aint’ that bad”
Guy One: “Yeah, Dude, but I’m like 2% body fat”
Guy Two: “Dude, No you’re not”

Our hero quietly leaves the scene…