Satire, it's the new black.

Saturday, May 17, 2003

If you gotta die,
It's come to this. If you are going to get killed in California the deciding factor in whether you get your 15 minutes posthumously seems to be dependent on whether or not your support contingent can muster some appealing pictures with a great smile. And they better not be checking any of the other boxes in the ethnicity section of the police report. From Diane Whipple to Laci Peterson, nothing sells advertising on the locally over-produced news like a hottie who has suddenly been iced.

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