Cruz-in
So I'm going to have lunch with Cruz BustedMonkey tomorrow. Let me say that my first reaction was to support him for the Governorship but once I found out how many people have their hands up his ass, it became clear that he couldn't work in my best interest any more than that sell out GD could.

I have no idea what I'm going to say to the guy, but have you seen him? Lunch has to be good, it looks like that guy can eat... According to him, I'm rich. Nothing new there, according to all politicians I'm rich... this makes me the fatted calf... just tell everyone you are going tax the living shit out of me and you might get elected... man, lunch is going to be fun...

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
So, I'm sitting in on a meeting where a rather large girl is daintily eating on her vinagrette laced weed salad and I'm just about to bust. Who the hell does she think she's kidding? I wanted to send a warning to Wilber, cause as soon as she gets home, she's eating the whole damn pig. An ass like that needs maintenance.

Oh, by the way
To the folks on the Oracle boat... yeah, if you need some crew... just let me know. I saw your spinnaker in the water and quite frankly, that's some pretty shitty sailing for such a nice boat...

Ass kicked
Sailing this Saturday with a new crew on a new boat... a much less experienced crew on a much smaller and faster boat... with a Skipper who is bent on getting his boat to go as fast as possible... we crashed twice.

I've not been in a full breach (boat sideways in the water) before, and was working foredeck when it happened... something about hanging from the mast and looking at nothing but green water changes your perspective on your recreational pursuits.

I have several large and painful bruises and have done some sort of damamge to my neck... let's take a minute to talk about inexperienced crew opening a hatch in the middle of a tack. I'm in mid slide when, to my surprise, there is no boat underneath me. Apparently, someone decided to open the hatch and stand in the middle of the boat... he soon had a 200 pound hat... I soon found myself head first in the galley... this same guy broke the boat in two places just trying to stay out of the water...

Obviously, we got our asses kicked - even the big cruisers finished ahead of us... At least we had a nice day to sail... and when we went fast, we really went fast... despite everything I said when I got to dry land, there will be a next time.